January 2011
35 posts
Watchtheduty:
danforth:
Chris Matthews nails the Tea Party’s butt to the wall.
“Jersey Shore will have more seasons than Arrested Development. Hope you’re proud...”
– Gizmodo’s Jason Chen. (via vanityfair)
“We are asking that they stop saying that they are selling beef.”
– Attorney Dee Miles, speaking on behalf of an Alabama law firm which has filed a class-action lawsuit against Taco Bell alleging that their “meat mixture” contains less than 35% actual beef. Among the other ingredients: An anti-dusting agent.
A Taco Bell spokesman responded to the charge, saying...
Animated GIF of the Day: The Dry Hump Heard Round...
thedailywhat:
Now you can watch Rashard Mendenhall’s post-victory bro-humping of Big Ben Roethlisberger over and over again.
[dyt.]
This says a lot about why my fantasy team did so poorly this year.
Zodiac Signs.
They changed. Apparently I’m no longer a capricorn. Good thing I never got that tattoo.
“The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.”
– Russian proverb (via maxistentialist)
Bill O’Reilly: I’ll tell you why [religion is] not a scam. In my opinion, all right? Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can explain why the tide goes in...
David Silverman: Tide goes in, tide goes out...?
Bill O’Reilly: Yeah, see, the water - the tide comes in and it goes out, Mr. Silverman. It always goes in... you can’t explain that... you can’t explain it.
Beebe Tee Shirts? →
My hometown is Beebe, Arkansas, which has become famous for the whole dead blackbird situation. Now there are tee-shirts, apparently.
“This little fucker…”
– April, while playing Super Mario Bros. for NES, when encountering a Hammer Bro in level 5-1.
RELATED: I love Christmas Break.
“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”
– George Carlin
atomicvagina (via silentsigh)
